21 May 2008

Day trippin


I've got 4 days in a row off coming up. Not sure what I'm going to do. There's an option of heading to the Dakotas for a couple of days. But there's also a chance I'll keep it close to home and head out on one of the exciting "Day Trips from Kansas City" listed in books like the one pictured above.

I actually leafed through this book while in line at the Borders in Lawrence. It sounds like there are a number of neat places I haven't been yet. But one thing struck me as funny:

There's a palm tree on the cover.

Yeah, the image is small, but you can plainly see it on the upper right side of the photo. So my question is, what automotive day trip from Kansas City can you take to get to somewhere where there's palm trees? I know you could get somewhere like that in 24 hours, but not there and back again.

Most likely this is just a stock photo used for all "Day Trip" guides. But in case there's some tropical oasis in the vicinity, someone should definitely let me know.

(Oh yeah, and I'm open to suggestions for places that actually exist as well. Gas ain't cheap, but Memorial Day comes but once a year)

19 May 2008

Wilderness


I lost a Frisbee last week and am still looking for it. It could be a little while until I find it and am able to blog again. Oh well.

16 May 2008

The Return of Balagan


Tonight (Friday) at the Taproom. Also I'm pretty sure there's an event at the Lawrence Art Center as well.

08 May 2008

Lizardry


It's nice to have a fixed-up porch and some unique plants to go along with them. But after enjoying quite a few do-nothing evenings and afternoons in the same spot, I was starting to feel like the old man in the tower.

An evening walk is an easy cure for that kind of restlessness, though, now that the weather has finally turned spring-like. Along with refreshing floral scents, there's a nice creative energy in the neighborhood. Either inspired by the weather or just pressured by end-of-the-term deadlines, the art kids have been demonstrating a renewed industriousness as of late. Some carry around fragments of sculpture or large canvases while others tinker with their bikes until the seat is at a comically high (yet still ridable) elevation.

A half-block down Warwick, I found a large reptilian figure leaning against a tree. Even without any apparent head, the thing stands at over six feet. The soft green skin and light yellow stomach painted on the plywood suggest it to be some sort of discarded cutout of Pete's Dragon, but if you tilt the head back into place you'll see it sports the fanged visage of an alligator. Though there are many possible explanations for its unexpected appearance, my guess is someone's mardi gras spirit animal failed to make the spring cleaning/move-out cut.

I spent a fair amount of the last week posting poetic about the magic of Central Park, but tonight's stroll was a nice reminder that KC isn't too bad, either. Although it's a bit narrow and the stone wall on the south end is too steep to easily descend, Southemoreland Park has a faintly aristocratic look to it in the gloaming hour. Pretty soon the nightly rehearsals for the summer Shakespeare fest will be underway, the lights and sounds of which are always strange to stumble upon when you're not expecting them.

The Nelson lawn looks nice as always -- the waterstones and tree-lined promenades on either side of the lawn are now the verdant opposite of the iced-over avenues I walked through just a few months ago. While sitting on a bench in the southeast corner of the lawn, I saw the silhouettes of several figures against the bright lights of the Bloch. A small photography crew had set up a portable changing-booth on the hill, and a slender woman emerged wearing what looked like very fashionable evening attire. She cut a striking figure, and I couldn't imagine the view from up-close looked quite as sensuous and suggestive as it did from a distance.

The shoot was just ending, though, and as I walked by I noticed the ladies in the crew were having a hard time pushing the carts back up the incline, so I gave them a hand. Chivalry, in case you haven't heard, is not dead.

From there I walked on home to the staticky crooning of cabaret singer Claire Waldoff as she extolled the pleasures of May. Along the way I observed that the dragon-guy was still standing, which I'm going to go ahead and take as an omen that it's going to be a nice next few weeks.

Speaking of luck dragons, is anyone else going to see The Neverending Story tonight at Liberty Hall? If you're 21 or over, you can drink beer. And there's free popcorn.

later, gators.

LW

06 May 2008

A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork

A few final notes about New York, and then I'll temporarily wrap up that subject with a few photos:

-- Even on warm, sunny days, you won't typically find New Yorkers wearing shorts.

-- There's a really good burger place near the Fashion Institute of Technology (my safety school if I didn't get in to KU, incidentally) called "Brgr." I recommend the turkey burger with avocado, gruyere cheese and herb mayonnaise.

-- If you want a fun, philosophical tour of New York City without going to the trouble of going there, I recommend the 1998 documentary, "The Cruise," which follows tour guide Timothy "Speed" Levitch along his Gray Line tour bus route. There's a pretty damn near heartbreaking scene at the end where he demonstrates his habit of spinning around on the plaza between the twin towers and then looking up to get the effect of them falling down on him. The scene is loaded with a meaning that the filmmakers couldn't have intended at the time. You can find it on YouTube, but it's probably best viewed in the original context.


One thing I love about New York is the diversity. People of all different cultures, speaking all kinds of different languages, donating all kinds of blood types.


There are people from many different tribes and cultures


This monk was doing a sand mandala in the lobby of my hotel


New Yorkers are serious about their traffic laws


A pop-art patriot


Remnants of the Jagiellon Dynasty


A girl made of stone

And to close, a pair of Central Park trees...


04 May 2008

disc

Threw some serious frisbee this weekend in a scramble-style tourney at Swope. Clint and I got a score of 49 (5 under par). Not sure how we placed yet, but that would have been good enough to win the division ahead of us. In case you're out on the teebox trying to figure out how to throw, and for some reason have delayed the launch of your disc to check www.lucubrations.net on your handheld device, check out this handy graphic David and Mike put together to get an idea how to launch a disc at least 100 feet or more.

And a bonus instructional limerick, from Mr. Holmes:

You must use the legs in the thrust.
Adjust for the powers of gust.
Be careful the tree,
See where goeth 'bee;
Or trust me, you'll go home nonplussed