20 September 2007

Next time use the getaway bike!

According to this breaking news story from the KC Star, a couple was seriously injured after jumping off the Lewis & Clark Viaduct during a police chase. They apparently stole a car, drove it to the bridge under pursuit from the fuzz, and then jumped off. Unbeknownst to them, the perfect getaway vehicle was within reach. Just under the bridge they jumped off is a walkway overlooking the intersection of the Kansas and Missoura rivers.


At the beginning of the walkway is this fanciful bicycle, which looks like it is stuck to the gate, but will actually come free and travel unbelievably fast if you just say the magic word (Sacajawea). So if any of you are out committing felony theft in KCK and need a safer, more efficient escape route, you'll know what to do.

1 comment:

LW said...

In case it's asking you to register to read the story, here's the text of the article:

Suspects jump from Lewis and Clark Viaduct
A man and woman who were being chased by police were seriously injured after jumping off the Lewis and Clark Viaduct after midnight this morning.

The chase began at 11:44 p.m. at 18th Street and State Avenue in Kansas City, Kan., police said. Police pursued the two people, who were driving a car that was reportedly stolen the previous day, on Interstate 70 into Kansas City, Mo.

The two people then got out of the car and went over the side of the bridge. It is not known whether the man and woman were suspects wanted in the stolen car case.

The woman had life-threatening injuries, according to media reports.

Return to The Star later for more details