09 March 2009

Cum 2 Costco


While driving out to the ranch yesterday I noticed that the parking lot of the Costco in Lenexa was completely full. It definitely looked like the place to be on a suburban Sunday afternoon. Having never been inside a Costco, I could only speculate as to what kinds of magical bulk item sales were taking place. Fortunately, I was able to draw on the research of Big Baby T, whose recent adventures at a Seattle Costco will likely be up for several journalism and blogger awards when 2009 draws to a close. Aside from a couple of parenthetical comments, all cellphone pics and captions here have been provided by Tara.


this person fOUND so many grRRRRRRReat dealz and stuff that it wouldnt even fit in a cart! good thing costco provides these for your shopping ease


need to use the internet? why relax at a coffee shop or your local library when U CAN CUM TO COSTCO AND LAPTOP ALL DAY ALL THE TIME 247272424/27 IN TRISTAN RECLINER RECLINERZ SO COMFORTABLE OMGOMG LOOSE WAIGHT NOW AND GET YOUR DEGREE AT THE SAME TIME ALL AT
COOOOOOOOOSTCO


Inviting u to try this delicious sample... Srsl it is so good only 5.39$$$$$$$$ (so tasty you'll need a surgeon's mask)


This. Is. Real.
(for some hilarious commentary on the "Costket," see this clip of Kansas City's Chris Porter on Last Comic Standing...Costco bit starts at about 2:37)


for all of your toilet paper needs cum to costco asap


cute lil baby
unfortunately, my cell phone camera could not capture the outstanding photoshop job on this package of super couches(?)


i cum to costco for lunch every day 2 get my beef hot dawg

Thanks again Big Baby for the wonderful tour.
See you at Costco. (Or Not-sco.)

2 comments:

B said...

i recently went to costco for the first time, and second, and have left with more yogurt than i know wha to do with. both times.

Akktri said...

"i cum to costco for lunch every day 2 get my beef hot dawg"

Well, that's a new one on me, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Don't get arrested!
XD