This week was a big week for birthdays in the KC Media circuit. Ink turned 2, which they announced with a cover story featuring a photo of a young lady eating a lollipop and a list of activities readers should engage in to indulge their inner child. Among them: "Go to a petting zoo," "color outside the lines," and "have a tea party."
Though I wasn't super inspired, I know from experience how hard it can be to come up with hard-hitting content. Still, "go to a petting zoo?" Just sounds a bit, I don't know...escapist. Nonetheless, I was inspired enough by Ink's cover story to compile my own birthday pat-on-the-back for our own widdle web site. With apologies to Ms. Watrous and company, here goes:
KCFreePress.com just turned 4 (months old), and we’re partying appropriately.
Which means doing all the stuff we loved to do as babies.
To celebrate this milestone in our infancy, we've come up with 4 ways to transport yourself back to early, early childhood.
1. Cry - Because it feels good to let it all out
2. Poop in your pants - Very messy, but at this stage, still socially acceptable
3. Get burped - Because you're not old enough to do it yourself yet, silly!
4. Tune out all real-world problems, news, or social issues - Not to worry, babe. Your parents will take care of you!
1 comment:
Going to a petting zoo is arguably less escapist than tuning out all real-world problems. Just saying.
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