29 July 2006

Goodbye, Gloo

When I say "Goodbye, Gloo," it might sound like the sentiment of a teenager swearing off his favorite classroom inhalant, but I assure you I'm speaking of something many times larger and much more intoxicating.

By Gloo, I mean Igloo, the hut in the backyard of the house my girlfriend and friends rented in Lawrence this past year. The Igloo -- which has also been referred to as the Flinstone House, the Smoking Hut, or the Home-Away-From-Home -- is a structure the owners apparently built for their grandchildren to play in.

For such a whimsical little thing, the Igloo's architecture is rather impressive. The walls are built of some kind of adobe resting on a base of half-buried car tires. A number of open arched windows and about a half-dozen glass bottles built into the wall provide mini-shelves and a place for light to shine through. There used to be a Chiefs helmet perched on the roof, but that has since fallen to the ground.

As my friends prepare to move out of the house, a rush of memorable Igloo moments comes back to me.

The first event that really put the Igloo on the map was a taping of a Turnpike episode that featured the band Ghosty (bassist Mike Nolte is one of the house's residents). Host Tim Van Holten and his crew crammed everyone into the cramped quarters for the interview section of the show, which the show's producers tried to depict as taking place on the Dagobah system. Afterwards I planned to conduct a series of Native American purification rituals to counterbalance the exploitation of what I consider a sacred structure, but because I'm not Native American and don't know any rituals, I instead initiated an Igloo hanging-out campaign that went on for many moons. And what marvelous moons they were.

The Igloo wound up being a great destination for impromptu afterhours, especially when a friend or two visited from out of town. With a group of people seated on the benches and a communal 12-pack of PBR in the middle, it was sort of like visiting our caveman roots without even leaving the backyard. For Jennifer’s birthday that summer, we held a backyard barbecue, with the Flinstone House serving as kind of a prehistoric V.I.P. lounge.

More than once, the Igloo served as a getaway from the outside world. On the night of April 30, during the height of her roommates' obsession with "Lost" DVDs, Jennifer and I decided to seek shelter there. While a thunderstorm raged, we lit a few candles, shared a bottle of wine, and did our best to celebrate the old pagan festival of spring known as Walpurgisnacht. Though the wind did little to chill us, it did make the candles flicker so that they occasionally looked like blinking emergency lights.

Thanks to its cramped space and primitive design, the Gloo has an extraordinary effectiveness in bringing out the important things in life. In the same way that the mind is sometimes called a reducing valve for the world (or "mind-at-large"), the Igloo operates as a sort of reducing valve for life in Lawrence, boiling down the city as a whole to what I consider its essential elements: good people, interesting conversation, and the occasional intoxicant.

But for all the times there’s been a fun Igloo hangout session with friends, I’ve spent equally enjoyable time there alone. Like the stormy night I sat until 4 in the morning with a pen and a pad writing absolutely nothing. Or the early morning I went out to the Igloo to record some banjo music but wound up deciding to document bird songs instead. Or the Sunday afternoons I couldn’t think of anything else to do in town but hide out in the hut and listen to music.

Eventually, either the original owners or someone else will move back into the property and make use of the Igloo in whatever way they see fit. But for now, it is likely to be taken over by the abundant locust shells that we’ve periodically swept off the walls. In fact, at the aforementioned birthday party, acclaimed photographer and birthday-cake designer Tara Sloan plucked a locust shell from the Igloo and set it upon the back of the tiny decorative llama she used to decorate the cake. Tara was so amused with her creation that she set it up in the windowsill above the kitchen sink.

With the pots and pans, furniture and house residents disappearing around it, this mini-sculpture only grows more poignant: A locust shell riding a motionless toy llama on the windowsill of a beautiful, soon-to-be-vacated bungalow in Lawrence, Kansas. Sad and bizarre, yet somehow I can relate.

Yesterday I drank a beer inside the Igloo for the last time. Today Jennifer, Mike and Carmen will remove the last bit of furniture and cat hair from the Vermont St. House/Flinstone House complex. Before I get too choked-up saying goodbye to the Igloo and this period of my life, I'd like to make a final blessing: May the Great Spirit watch over the Igloo, and may the spirit of our great times there live on.

(photos taken by Jenn, oil pastel drawing by me)

27 July 2006

Hello, tortoise

A story of magical animals and staying up late

PART 1
The other night, I heard the squall of the stray tabby cat that hangs out around my back staircase. That is nothing new, but this time I heard something different in the cat's voice that caused me to step out back and see what was the matter.

To my surprise, a multicolored tortoise was perched on the back deck, with the orange kitty circling it cautiously. The tortoise's shell was giving off lights of many colors, which I assumed was just the reflection from the flashlight I always carry with me in the late evening hours.

Being a kind and hospitable soul, I held the door open slightly, allowing the tortoise to make its way inside. My visiting friend Andrew Giessel, a Harvard man, came to get a closer view of the specimen, and we took turns examining it and turning it around gently in the palm of our hands.

It was a fascinating creature!

PART 2
While making what he assumed would be one-sided small talk with the animal, which did not appear to be native to Jackson County, Missouri, Giessel discovered that the shimmering lights on the tortoise's shell were arranging to form messages. Astounding! The tortoise told us her name was Cassiopeia, and that she could see 30 minutes into the future.

Then I realized: of course! This was the magical tortoise from "Neverending Story" author Michael Ende's classic book, Momo. Unlike Cassandra, the similarly named ancient Grecian times who was doomed to see the future but never be believed, Cassiopeia the Tortoise's suggestions were always heeded by Momo in her quest to save the hour-lilies from the nefarious Men in Grey.

PART 3
The three of us stayed up until early in the morning, talking about all kinds of things. We talked about Camillo Golgi's discovery that staining nervous cells with silver ions can allow humans to see neurons, a fascinating process called the "black reaction" that scientests don't fully understand even today. We talked about balancing creative endeavors with full-time employment, and the importance of bringing good ideas to life rather than letting them stagnate and disappear in the back catalogs of the brain. We talked about Jose Gonzales, and how strange it is that a Scandinavian musician would have such a Mexican-sounding last name.

In fact, Giessel and I got so carried away in our conversation that we didn't even notice our friend had disappeared until we heard mysteriously melodic tones from inside the apartment. Turns out the tortoise was a wicked hand with the Fender Rhodes, and an especially big fan of Ramsey Lewis. Who knew!

AFTERMATH:

We listened to the tortoise play tunes on the softly amplified piano, drinking several of the fine microbrews I keep in the icebox for such occasions. At one point, during an especially soulful number, I asked Cassiopiea "What's the secret, tortoise?" Instantly, the words "More Haste, Less Speed" appeared on its shell. We took this as an endorsement of its tasteful but not show-offy playing style, as a variation of the old Chelonian "slow and steady" mantra, and as a suggestion that "it's not the fastest way from point A to point B that you should take, it's the best way."

We sat on the floor and listened until the songs and lights from the tortoise drew us into a sleeplike trance. When we awoke, we realized that Cassiopiea was but an inanimate garden ornament I had purchased the day before at Midwest Surplus in North Lawrence for $7.99, and that this wishful account was really just another delusional blog post sleepwritten at the late hour of 3:26 AM.

The book, however, is real, and much more imaginative and spiritually rewarding than just about any story out there. Those more interested in Momo can check out the Wikipedia article about her, and even read the entire text in English on this Russian site, although buying a used copy of the book and sharing it with others is much more fun.

21 July 2006

bush pilot, was hast du getan?

By now, many of you have probably seen the grainy video footage of German Chancellor Angela Merkel quickly rebuffing George Bush's awkward attempt to give her a neck massage at a global summit. If you haven't, there are YouTube vids aplenty depicting this embarassing scene.

The maneuver has been jokingly referred to as a "sex attack" in the blogosphere, but few folks have actually delved deep enough to learn the real reasons Bush did what he did. Fortunately, and with a little help from the foreign press, I think I may have figured it out.

The answer, oddly enough, can be found in an amazing video report done by German news network NDR some time ago. I'm not generally a fan of circulating Bush-related humor, for the simple fact that there is so much of it and it's all rather depressing once you stop laughing and realize he is our elected leader. However, the "Bush Pilot" feature is a cut above the rest.

My theory is that the "Bush Pilot" (also known as Johannes Schlüter) has been pent up in the "Kopfpit" for much too long now, and couldn't resist showing some physical affection for the female leader of his home nation. To see the NDR clip about the Bush Pilot with English subtitles, klicken sie bitte mal hier.

07 July 2006

haikus and pictures, July 1-6

Monument, Colorado

Cop ahead, go slow
the road to the trailer park
rife with alfalfa

Denver

Yesterday's okays
from paper politicians
who have lost their hands

Horseshoe Tavern, Hays, KS

cycle, leather, gun
and my dog in the basket
what more could I want?

Vine Street, Hays

Al's Chickenette
where a salad consists of
iceberg and crackers

Colorado Springs

giraffe in brown pants
why's he wear red suspenders?
to keep his pants up

Circle 8 Motel

the soda motto
that will be carved on my grave
"drink Coke, play again"

Cripple Creek valley

Driving my white bus
over the mountains and through
the schoolgrounds of sludge

Cripple Creek heights

strip-mined mountainsides
like a Tower of Babble
that's built in reverse

the old mine

lightbeams piercing through
the holes in my blacksmith's shack
now it's not so black

Golden Gate Canyon State Park

1828
The home of Anders Tallman
forgotten valley

music business

G.B.'s record store
Jacob Baum bought music here
when he was a child

Joplin, France

giant Jennybros
girlzilla in a striped dress
in la tour eiffel